Elephant Breaks Table
This is where my neighbours store their junk: a deep fire-place sort of recess in the wall upstairs. Spilling out of this space is a coffee-table with a broken leg. On the table's top is a hunting scene... in the style of Rajasthani miniatures, complete with royalty and attendants. But before the hunt could be completed the table gave way under the weight and wisdom of the elephant.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Elephants and tables make strange bedfellows!!